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Marketing that refuses to blend in.

Neuroscience-backed marketing for owner-operated businesses on the Oregon & Washington Coast. Built to make your phone ring, your door swing, and your customers come back.

SOUND FAMILIAR?

You’ve paid for marketing before.

Maybe it was an agency two counties away. A monthly report you couldn’t read. Template posts that looked like everyone else’s. AI ads your customers actually complained about. And a phone that stayed quiet the whole time you were paying for it to ring.

That’s not marketing. That’s a subscription to a cash furnace

There’s a reason it didn’t work—and it isn’t you.

I've thrown thousands of dollars away thinking I was hiring the right company, just to find out it was the furthest thing from the truth. It's amazingly awesome to finally have someone who knows what the f*** is going on. How freaking refreshing.

— Amber Cowan, Cowan Custom Finishing, Warrenton

Hi,
I'm Kenny.

I run Kenny.Marketing out of Warrenton—
aka the Oregon Coast—a one-person neuromarketing consultancy built on the idea that most marketing fails because it doesn't keep up with how fast the digital world changes consumer behaviors and buying patterns.

Before this, I spent years inside a marketing agency and working solo with businesses of every kind. Social media, ad campaigns, websites, automation, the strategy underneath it all—I’ve done every piece myself, not handed it to a department. That’s the whole model here: one person who’s actually done the work, building systems by hand that agencies twice my size leave to AI.

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I make sure every business I work with gets the focus they're paying for so I currently keep a max of 10 clients at a time. (message for availability)

If you want a marketer who treats you like account #47, I'm not your guy.
If you want a marketing partner who actually learns your business, and personally aims for your success—let's talk.

ABOUT ME

REAL CLIENT.
REAL NUMBERS.

A look at what strategy-first neuromarketing actually produces.

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$343 in ad spend
A $45K+ deck. Booked.

130x return on ad spend, first 60 days.

40%+ hook rate, nearly double the 25–30% industry average

Ads for Cowan Custom Finishing

No packages named after metals

Just work your business needs, click on what you need to learn more, 

Looking for multiple services? Custom-made packages available

Images, video, and copy tuned to your brands voice—engineered to land in the first second and stick after the scroll

Content pillars, real voice, consistent presence—built around how your customers actually scroll, not a posting quota.

Sites built to a rhythm a visitor’s brain follows without noticing—strategic, fast, designed to convert.

Precision-targeted Meta ads that reach the right people in the right mental state. No yelling into the void.

Services

WHY IT WORKS

It’s called
Neuro-Threading.

You see up to 10,000 ads a day. Your brain consciously registers almost none of them. That filter is why most marketing fails, it’s competing for attention people don’t consciously give anymore. Neuro-Threading is the methodology I built to work with the filter instead of against it:
content engineered for the way
brains encode today and recall brands tomorrow, weeks, and months laterright when they're ready to buy.

You don’t have to care about the science. You’ll see it in the numbers above.

Ready for the phone to ring?

Tell me what’s going on—the ads that aren’t converting, AI content that sold as "agency-made", whatever it is. Worst case, you leave the call with a free diagnosis.

Get in Touch

Please fill out the form below,

and I will be in touch within 1 business day.

Currently accepting new clients

Any recent or ongoing issues with social media, digital ads, or website performance, consistency, or something else?

CONTACT
Contact Info
PO BOX 45,
Hammond, OR
97121

Get in Touch

Please fill out the form below,

and I will be in touch within 1 business day.

Currently accepting new clients

Any recent or ongoing issues with social media, digital ads, or website performance, consistency, or something else?

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